Elections in Peru

Cuzco, Peru

Well, our new president will be Alan Garcia, who narrowly beat the nationalist leftist Ollanta Humala. Alan has had a go at running the country before, in the late 80’s he nearly brought the country to it’s knees, and later had to flee because of corruption charges. But Ollanta is a bit of a wild one who would join Chavez, Castro and Evo in an attempt to invade the United States, so the voters had it tough deciding between these two beauties.